Little is known about the man called Black Monday Blues. What few things are certain can be counted on one hand: He's not a very well-liked man, he smokes too much, and he can't go ten words without swearing. Monday is also a fan of fancy sunglasses and Rudy Ray Moore films. Monday has a knack for improvisation, and despite his itchy trigger fingers and cold disposition, the plight of a helpless young girl has shown him to have some moral code directing his hands. This, however, doesn't keep people from saying he's got a permanent case of the mondays. Which he most certainly seems to have.

Birthplace: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Blood Type: O