Elizabeth Rose Cooper: poet, overworked waitress, pacifist, and wife-to-be. Lizzie cares deeply about the environment- and has done her part to help save it in a retrospectively odd manner, she enjoys midnight showers, and she wuvs her Mr. Cuddles! She's also got a case of bad luck, which persists relentlessly, until it comes to a head in the form of a near-fatal traffic accident. She came away from this collision in the care of strangers; with cuts, bruises, and a cracked rib; in addition to three days time unaccounted for. Lizzie is currently hopped up on codeine.

Birthplace: London, England. Blood Type: AB